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Ball Yards

Written by Chuck Faerber and Directed by Richard Kuhlman. This World Premiere is a darkly satiric look at America’s True #1 National Religion—Sports! 
A Los Angeles Dodgers game is broadcast by a blithely detached announcer during the onset of nuclear winter. The Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan prefers to learn golf fully hooded and robed. All-American football great Conquistador O’Malley abandons the gridiron for the seductive, near-naked sport of springboard diving. The Jewish captain of the American Olympic field hockey team resists a TV producer’s idea that she was inspired by an anti-Semite war hero. A sports commentator copes with gender transition. Hey, it could happen---and it actually does---in this delightfully quirky, surreal play.

Thursday, July 27 at 8pm and Friday, July 28 at 8pm

Opening  Saturday, July 29th running through Sunday, August 27th. Fridays/Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays at 3pm

Running time: 100 minutes

Parking: Public valet parking available next door @ Antonio's and across the street @ Melrose Umbrella Co. Street parking and public parking lots located near the theater.